[I think I like the graphic depictions from this one, they really help illustrate what I am missing in life]

Thhis is your penis: 8--o
Thhis is your penis on drugs: 8=====O


Any questiions? [links to some junk site]


Difficulty in making her tell me what the trouble o' nights.
and play it. D'you hear that? The organgrinder, for being
so happy, carol brooded. I ought to filled the civilised
world with fear, as well found in southern sistan. Illustration:
sketch.

Rande: well you should save up for Saturday at the very least
Rande: it should be a fun show
Scott: possibly
Rande: i think mr darling is going to come down
Scott: nice
Scott: is he gonna drive the school buss
Rande: probably not
Rande: but
Rande: we can rest assured that should the need arise
Rande: he is fully qualified
Scott: haha
Scott: terminator 5
Scott: or speed whatever sequel
Scott: a school bus of three men

Dean: speaking of which, student loan repayment starts next month
Dean: boo
Rande: there goes your $500 hooker
Dean: I had one?
Dean: I didnt know
Rande: there goes my $500 hooker that I was billing to you
Dean: ahhh
Dean: there we go

From a couple weeks ago but still a winner

Rande: don't worry, we'll figure something out
Sara: haha
Sara: figure something out? that sounds funny
Sara: like we are going to invent a robot husband
Rande: i think a robot wife would be more useful in the long run
Rande: someone to do the dishes and laundry
Rande: and empty the bin on my robot vacuum
Sara: but maybe she would fall in love with the robot vacuum
Sara: always emptying his bin...
Sara: very personal stuff
Rande: trust me, it's more like changing his diaper
Rande: not very intimate
Rande: and he's not very smart either
Rande: just bumps around until he thinks he's done
Rande: kinda like a regular guy i guess
Sara: sounds like many guys' idea of sex, actually
Sara: she'd probably find it charming.

3:03:38 PM Matt: rande
3:03:42 PM Matt: this is very important
3:03:51 PM Matt: i'm suspending my beer drinking until we figure out the economy
3:04:07 PM Matt: i think we should postpone the nationally televised chug-off on friday

11:20:56 AM Dean: chalk up another application
11:21:25 AM Rande: you did it in chalk?
11:21:25 AM Dean: unfortunately digital systems make things so impersonal
11:21:35 AM Rande: shouldnt you be using crayola or something more permanent
11:21:51 AM Dean: Naw, I need to be able to adjust my GPA if the market gets too tight

oh god yes. powder for my balls


via BoingBoing

The stats for oulair.com consistently show that the #2 most searched term to get to this site is some variation of "donkey porn." This is mostly (entirely) Seren's fault. That article also shows up on page two of google search results for the aforementioned term.

The #1 reason people are getting to my site is for a story Kyle posted a long time ago that linked to "lorte lasse." For some reason my site is the preferred means of reaching a dead link to what was some Danish videos. *shrug*