Read this article, very well done. http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/10432334/was_the_2004_election_stolen

Dean: you should major in womens studies
Dean: you'd get so much ass
Dean: actually probably not, the women's studies majors I've met are usually man haters
Dean: You could pretend to be a lesbian.
Rande: i'd sure show those femnazis
Dean: Just say you're a really butch lesbian
Dean: it might work
Dean: until they see the penis
Dean: that might be a dead give away

Dean: matt sent me a few pictures from my party
Dean: and let me tell you
Dean: I look drunk
Dean: which seems to agree with eye witness testimony
Rande: those cameras are getting more and more accurate
Rande: just think what they will show in a few years
Dean: me drunk again?
Rande: but clearer

I don't think Dean has much of a chance to win the next election now that this is out to the public.

Note: This was found somewhere on MySpace by Dave.

Sorry Dean, but the people have a right to know!

Dean: man, weasels love catnip
Dean: shits like weasel crack
Rande: haha
Rande: kinda like it is cat crack?
Dean: yeah, i bet cat/weasels suck dick for catnip
Dean: she showed me though
Dean: I was messing with her and stealing it
Dean: so she jumped up on my clothes, looked me right in the eye, and pissed
Rande: hahahah
Dean: then when I went to clean it up, she grabbed the catnip and made a break for it

While Rande decided in the topic heading I should be president, I'll settle for the election just coming out clear (and a John Kerry victory, take that, you know who you are). Though I have a feeling that since each side has it's own private army of lawyers lined up this could get ugly. Better stock up on food and batteries.

You heard the man. Dean for President. I think I'll start doing a column on random topics off of ol Rande's site here. Help him update his site, since he's too much of a hippie to do it alone.

Today's topic: Live Music.

My favorite band of all time, Skinny Puppy is touring, minus one dead Dwayne. This is the greatest thing to happen to mankind.

So everyone, post about the best show you've ever seen, and if they all were terrible, then let's hear about an ideal show. I'm too tired and lazy to come up with anything better for a first topic. If it sucks, that's too bad, I'm better than your grandmother.