From a couple weeks ago but still a winner

Rande: don't worry, we'll figure something out
Sara: haha
Sara: figure something out? that sounds funny
Sara: like we are going to invent a robot husband
Rande: i think a robot wife would be more useful in the long run
Rande: someone to do the dishes and laundry
Rande: and empty the bin on my robot vacuum
Sara: but maybe she would fall in love with the robot vacuum
Sara: always emptying his bin...
Sara: very personal stuff
Rande: trust me, it's more like changing his diaper
Rande: not very intimate
Rande: and he's not very smart either
Rande: just bumps around until he thinks he's done
Rande: kinda like a regular guy i guess
Sara: sounds like many guys' idea of sex, actually
Sara: she'd probably find it charming.